The Onion
Posted on
January 13th, 2009
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I got back into reading The Onion online by hearing about some great Brett Favre headlines on a podcast:
I decided to see what they do with golf. Awesome!
- “Small Businessman Conducts Business on Miniature Golf Course”
- “Tiger Woods Looking for More Competitive Golf Tour”
- “Nintendo Releases ‘Phil Mickelson’s Wacky Left-Handed Golf Tour”
- And probably my favorite – “Annika Sorenstam Has Another Remarkable Year For a Lady”
Gold, Jerry!
How about:
Michelson Hires Jeff Gillooly as Caddy
or
Favre Demands Trade to West or South Team
No One Mad at Him in Those Regions